V-Harmony

Mom was telling me about this program called V-Harmony today.

There is this system of finding new Vizsla friends all over the country, and she said she was thinking of signing me up.

V-Harmony's scientific matching questionnaire allows us Vizslas to get paired up at an unprecedented level of depth.

Over 29 personality and physical dimensions are compiled and cross checked, creating the most comprehensive and self-examined match possible. It's one of the key reasons V-Harmony's produced so many great and productive relationships.

It works quiet simply.

Mom said all she has to do is call up Ms. Deb and the V-Harmony process begins to work.

Inside Ms. Deb's "warehouse of knowledge" she beings to filter and assemble all of my quirks, matching them to potential friends.

She seems to only ever consider boys for friends, which I think is a little odd, but hey if her V-Harmony system works that is fine by me.

Once Ms. Deb has narrowed down the field, she will present her final recommendation of my perfect match.

And there he'll be.

My very own V-Harmony honey.

Sounds fun, doesn't it? I wonder if we'll be pen pals or if we'll ever get to meet each other face to face??

Just in-time for valentine's day!