My half sister Q just had her puppies yesterday! Happy birthday Baby Qs! I am going to watch Q to see what she does, so that I'll know what to do if I ever have my own little family. And already I can tell she is going to be a very good mom.
Yesterday, also happened to be my dad's birthday -- he's 33! Happy birthday Dad.
My mom works at a website now (good-bye fashion!) and so she needed an idea to rally the troops.
I helped her come up with this poster:
So it turns out the a "Wellness Visit" isn't about dinner or even breakfast for that matter.
It's the vet visit when they tell you you're overweight and that you have to REDUCE your dinner AND your breakfast. There is a lot of poking and prodding, tsk tsking and it just isn't very nice for a girls' self-esteem.
Ms. Deb said I have to be careful or else I will be sent to Ms. Melissa's Camp for Fat Bitches. Apparently there was one time that momma siren went there.... though I am not really supposed to tell anyone that.
Ms Deb has recommended that, after reducing my food serving from 1c to 2/3c, to add a Green Bean supplement so that I get more fiber and less calories. She says that my tummy will feel full, but that they will just move on through. I like green beans and they might be the trick!
For all the moms and dads out there here is the latest tax form you will need to fill out this year: the W-K9.
Here is my mom and Dad's w-k9!
I am going on a country vacation for two whole weeks!
Mom said I'm going out to PA and will be first visiting Mutti, and then we'll be heading to Ms. Susan's home. I haven't met Ms. Susan yet but she is the mom of Q, my half sister. It will be so much fun to hang out with Q -- I might even tell her about my Urban Mutt Army if she is nice to me.... I might even let her be a lieutenant if she is really nice to me.
Mom also mentioned a Wellness vet visit on Monday afternoon. She said that Ms. Susan would be taking me and that I should be on my best behavior.
Wellness is the brand of tasty food I eat, and I wuff the chicken variety and the lamb variety. Mom serves it along with Evo, in a 50/50 blend and that is just perfect.
So, I am thinking that this new vet will be giving me some dinner!
Yummm.... dinner.
It's my favorite meal of the day, just after breakfast.
I am going to start packing right now!
Wrrrreeeiii-wwwoo. Wrrrreeeiii-wwwoo. Wrrrreeeiii-wwwoo.
I'm in season!
Let the count down begin.
After being acclimated in my new neighborhood, I think it is time to expand the empire. My plan for total global domination is in full effect. And I am now commencing my Be Fruitful-and-Multiply Phase (AKA BFMP); This is the phase where I begin building my Urban Mutt Army.
Check out my side blog for further details.
This weekend was great. I got to spend the whole time with mom and dad, and they even spent today with me too. Mom said that was because it's Presents Day. But I didn't get any presents. only this really tasty bone that I chewed on for about two hours.
This morning I was hustled into the kitchen as the delivery guys came to assemble mom and dad's new bed. This frame has drawers in it and will help alleviate some of the "lack of closet" situation we have experienced in our new home. I tried to help, but they didn't want my assistance! Can you believe that???
Mom also got a new desk chair that swivels and rocks. What a valentine's day present!
Tonight I am planting my butt in front of the TV and will be watching the Westminster Kennel Club Show on USA Network.
Who's in?
I just want to give a special shout out to Ripley - It looks like he made it to the "show". Congrats!!!!
And of course Indie and all of my other aunts, uncles, cousins.... YOU ROCK
I have been so excited all week because tomorrow Mr Andrew and I had a plan to go hunting. He was going to bring along Momo and Joszi of course, but I knew the real focus was going to be on me.
What a surprise, though, when he said that it was MARCH 8th for the hunting, not February 8th!
OH NO!
I was devastated. I just couldn't believe it. Tears welled in my eyes, and the screen went all blurry, but there it was in 1s and 0s.
Tomorrow wasn't meant to be.
But never fear, I got my pheasant hunting in just the same.
There in the back bedroom, he tried to hide, but my superior sniffer searched and found him, hiding in the vast mounds of un-hung laundry that mom has been avoiding for the past two weeks.
Eventually, I even found out where mom hid the carcass. 
Just in case you ever wanted to know what it is like living with a Vizsla, I thought this was a really great example of what I like to put my mom and Dad through.
This isn't me in the video BUT I have been known to get just as "velcro."
Here is a perfect example of how I sometimes give mom "little ears." 
By pressing my ears against the side of my head and looking up deep into her eyes, the magic of "Little Ears" begins to work. I find it quite useful in getting my way because not only do I look pitiful, I am just so damn cute that the Cute Hex is magnified 3-fold.
People are always telling me how cute I am and how many great photos there are of me..... well what they don't see are the shots that mom edits out.
So here, in all of their brutal honesty and bad camera angles, are some that didn't make the cut:
