Voodoo Hex

Today, I put a spell on my mom. As she was getting ready for work, I plotted how I was going to get her to stay with me all day and not go into work at all. I have been practicing the "cute hex" and the "sad-eyes hex" and decided to use them BOTH on her!
As the time for her to leave drew near, I began to work my magic.
I sat in the middle of the living room carpet, compact and little, with my ears down, and did the sad stare. I then moved straight into the cute stare.
Sad.
Cute.
Sad.
Cute.
It was working! Mom couldn't tear herself away from me!
I thought I succeeded, but then she noticed the clock! 8:51 am -- Yikes! I was in my crate so fast my head was spinning! I didn't know what happened. One minute we were comfy-cozy, and the next the door banged shut.
Curses! Foiled Again!



1 comment:
Just remember if mommy doesn't work then she cant buy that yummy food for you so it's kind of a trade off.
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