Working Hard to Reduce Productivity

My dad is working from home today so I thought I would take the opportunity to work on my anti-productivity skills.

Since it is a rather chilly day, the technique that I am going to hone is "Lap of Luxury". First you look very sad and lonely.

Should he not pay attention you can move into a more exaggerated pose like this...







He will be sure to respond. Then once your victim is feeling pity -- STRIKE.

Hop up into his lap and enjoy your luxurious belly-wubs.

His productivity is sure to plummet.