Urban Mutt Critique

Sometimes my mom reads my blog. I wuff it when she reads my blog, but sometimes she feels the need to tell me what I am doing right and what I am doing wrong.

She has recently reviewed Urban Mutt and is appalled at my extensive use of exclamation points, both in my stories and in the photo captions! Can you believe it?!?!!

I mean, I am a Vizsla!

I am a puppy!

I am excitable!

What is she thinking?!?!? If I don't use exclamation points how will everyone know how I am feeling? How will my fans know when I am happy or outraged or surprised? What other possible punctuation can convey my emotion as readily as the exclamation point? I wuff exclamation points!

I challenge anyone to find something as good as an exclamation point!

But, if it makes mom happy, I will try to use them less...