Waistlines
In the New Year many people make resolutions to go on diets and lose weight - 10, 15, 20 pounds. As an act of solidarity, I thought I would examine my own waistline for a moment.
Let's see....
January 10:
And January 25:
Hmmm... Do you see anything different?
Mom thinks she does, and in fact
she is 51% sure of it.
Of course that leaves another 49% in doubt, but.... what do you think?
6 comments:
YES!!!!Redgirls are 90% certain that our pal's waistline is now much less trim - 41% + 90% = umm? well anyway - we are hoping that BIG congratulations will soon be in order. Yippee! XXXX
Uh-oh, I think your boobies are a little big. And your belly looks a little bigger. Are you sure that you didn't steal some of those cookies after all?
Kisses,
Laila
Dear Brisztow,
I appreciate your candid admission that your waistline is growing. I think we all indulged a bit over the holidays. Most of us limited our debauchery to cookies, the nog of the egg and much chocolate. Something tells me you participated in different activities! Guess we will all know for sure later this month!
(Listen, Brisztow, milk this next four weeks for all it is worth. Make Mom and Dad hand feed you cookies, warm milk and vanilla ice cream. Demand walks any time 24/7 and practice batting those big brown eyes in the mirror, so that every minute they are home they will weaken for more 'nugglel time! Don't forget to crave pickles from the Carnegie Deli at 11 p.m.)
Send pictures of the offspring. I am available to be a godmother!
Miss Jan Schanck
Dear miss Jan,
What a wonderful idea! Ice cream is a great favorite, along with yogurt, and table scraps. I will work on obtaining a more frequent supply for the Troops, and use my Cute Hex unchecked!
Wuff,
Brisztow jones.
OMG! you're preggers? No wonder you're stealing cookies. You're eating for like 6 or something.
oh we have to start thinking of a theme for your litter
Mz Jan Schanck
Are you a vizsla? We think you must be - to so fully encapsulate reasonable expectations on the part of Mz Brisztow.
(enviously and virginal) the redgirls XXX
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