Are You There God? It's me, Brisztow.

Something funny happened to me tonight. In addition to Ms. Ida picking me up at 10:30 pm and driving me to Connecticut, I made The Journey: from a puppy to a bitch!
I am all grown up.
Or at least that is what mom has told me. At first I was confused at what was happening, I felt very swollen and tender, and then I saw some blood on my mom's comforter! Mom was like "holy smokes!" Ms. Stern said: "We thought she was looking a little poofy back there." Ms. Stern knows everything!


Since Ms. Ida was due to arrive at any moment, mom was only able to tell me that I had become a "woman" and referred me to a book called "Are you there God? It's me Margaret" by some lady named Ms. Judy. Is that religious propaganda of some sort?

Perhaps, while I am away at my shows in Ohio this weekend and Maryland at the beginning of July, I can read the book and find out.

Until then, don't I look cute in my new panties? Ms. Ida says they are for the new season. Or something like that. So fashionable!